Friday, July 23, 2010

The Universe Has Talent!!!

I am Hana. I am an android of class "Hummingbird", created to perform domestic tasks with prefect accuracy and speed. I am The Ultimate home-maker, capable of protecting any family from dull domestic chores. I can cook any meal from any solar system within ten minutes. I once made a professional chef cry after he tasted my Creme De Wasabi. Japanese-made, I am modeled after the perfect woman. I am tall, with graceful limbs and coal-black hair. My eyes are a dark purple that matches the circuitry woven into my metal arms.

And yet...I am not content to remain the invisible chore-doer. I want recognition for who I am and what I can do that does not involve cooking and cleaning. I have been granted extreme speed and powerful strength by my creators and these have become my allies in the war to gain my individuality. My hard-hitting strength means that I am ALWAYS right, and speed gives me the edge I need to defeat the competitors. I will win this competition.

4 comments:

  1. This really feels like an unbeatable candidate. Wow! Great weaving together of the words!

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  2. Very cool, Lea-san! Nice look into the character's head, very believable character. Oh and by the way, your poor colonist! He has -10%! Demotion time! Permanently. Mwa ha ha... ANYWAY, two thumbs up! :)

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  3. Hana was the character I wrote about yesterday in the sketch that got lost. *sniffle* She's pretty darn awesome. :3

    And yeah, the colonist is going DOWN!! xD

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  4. I wanted Hana to move in with us -- until I read the second paragraph! She sounds scary! lol

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